1. Mammoth Ivory Jewellery

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Nothing quite says exotic like having a necklace made from the tusk of a long extinct woolly pachyderm strung around your neck. One advantage to this jewellery is that it is probably PETA friendly due to the fact that the woolly mammoth has already been extinct for 4,500 years.

2. Teeth Jewellery

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A few jewellers now offer rings, necklaces, and other pieces of jewellery made from actual human teeth. This is a great choice if you want people to avoid you like the plague. Teeth jewellery just screams serial killer chic.

3. Ice Jewellery

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Katharina Ludwig offers a line of jewellery made completely out of real ice. If you suspect this jewellery can melt, you would be correct. What a great investment!

4. Barbie Doll Jewellery

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This kind of jewellery is put together from old sliced up Barbie dolls. It is as utterly creepy and tacky as it sounds.

5. Flash Drive Jewellery

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These are bracelets, necklaces, and rings that can double as file storage devices with your computer. If you think encrusting a cheap piece of electronics with diamonds is a dumb idea, we’re not going to argue with you. No one says flash drives are forever for a reason.

6. Tear Jewellery

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These tiny pieces of jewellery hang from contact lenses and use tiny stones to approximate the appearance of tears. If you want to perpetually appear sad, this is the jewellery choice for you.

 7. Tattoo Jewellery

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Many people now choose to have the shapes of rings, necklaces, bracelets, and other jewellery tattooed on their bodies. These people seem to have forgotten that one of the key features of jewellery is the ability to take it off.

8. Earring Credit Cards

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Want to make a statement about your extreme shallowness and lack of fashion sense? Punch a hole in your Visa card and then use a hook to hang it from your ear. You’ll have to take it out when you want pay for something at the checkout line though.

9. Animal Bone Jewellery

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Today many “fashionable” individuals like to wear necklaces, bracelets, and ear-rings made from the bones of snakes and tiny furry animals. This jewellery is a must for any aspiring witch doctor or voodoo priest.

10. Moose Dropping Jewellery

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What else would you want around your neck or hanging from your ears than the actual dung of a moose? Talk about crap jewellery. Thankfully, pieces of moose dung jewellery come coated in enamel so you won’t have to actually smell the moose’s work while you wear it.

*** This sponsored guest post was contributed by Marina Simon representing a designer jeweller supplier Fabulous Collections